Job Title: Badass Executive Assistant

Do you ever feel like your life needs a little action? You crave the pressure, but also want to reap the rewards of working with the baddest lawyer in town? Well, then listen closely, because this gig might just be perfect for you.

We’re looking for a tough, go-getter of an Executive Assistant to help our Bad-A$$ lawyer dominate the legal scene. You need to be the glue that holds this whole operation together, making sure everyone in the office knows what’s going down and is in sync with the main bitch in charge.

Now let's get down to the nitty-gritty of what you'll be doing:

  • You gotta be the ultimate force multiplier, amplifying Mayra’s time by staying ahead of the curve and squashing problems before trouble rears its ugly head. 
  • Be the connector, the one who keeps everyone in the loop, making sure everyone’s got their damn ducks in a row, and knows what’s happening next.
  • Make damn sure our lawyer’s time is spent on the big-money moves, not wasting it on the small-time shit.
  • Control that chaotic calendar like a boss, juggling meetings, appointments, and travel like a pro.
  • Keep confidential shit on the down-low, always showing discretion and maintaining absolute trust. Mums the word, ya feel?
  • You better have thick skin, because you’re gonna need it with this lawyer. They don’t f*ck around, and neither should you.

Now, we aren’t looking for no fancy education or legal experience here. What we want is someone who can think on their feet, stay cool under extreme pressure, and tackle whatever crazy ass situation comes their way. You can’t be scared to have tough conversations, you need to value time, and you should not fall for BS excuses. We are looking for organized, resourceful, and the Andy to our Miranda Priestly.

But there's a catch, my friend:

To even think about applying for this job, you gotta be recommended by someone who knows Erika or Mayra personally *NO EXCEPTIONS*. We’re looking for someone who’s not just a rockstar at their job, but also trusted by those who know our firm’s unique vibes and dynamics.

So, if you got the guts, the skills, and the connection to Erika or Mayra, then send in your application. Tell us why you’re the best fit for this job, and don’t forget to include the name of your recommender. We look forward to seeing who’s got the cahones to step up become the fearless, indispensable right hand.

Good luck!

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Salaried Employee Benefits Offered:

  • Health
  • Dental
  • Vision 
  • Life insurance – 100% paid
  • 401(k) match – 
    • First 3% – Matched
    • 3-5% – Matched at 50%
  • Cell phone stipend of $40
  • Paid vacation of 2 weeks after 6 months
  • Paid observed holidays  
  • Aflac Opportunities 
  • Starting pay: $52,000 a year